I was trolling an Internet news source and I saw where some bloke is trying to put a bid in on V.I. Lenin’s decrepit remains. And so being the natural capitalist entrepreneur that I am I naturally wonder how profit could be made from this.

Build a pay toilet over “Vlad the Enslaver” and let people pay you to “relieve” their bad feelings (as well as their bladders and bowels), about the late Soviet State and its founder.

--Ali Massoud