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According to all the studies, somewhere between 8 percent and 14 percent of voters are still undecided. Who are these morons? What, you need another year to figure this out? “Gee, I wonder where my candidate stands on UFO abductions? I’m going to wait.”

According to all the studies, somewhere between 8 percent and 14 percent of voters are still undecided. Who are these morons? What, you need another year to figure this out? “Gee, I wonder where my candidate stands on UFO abductions? I’m going to wait.”

— Jay Leno, The Tonight Show